|Saturday, December 6th, 2008|
|Wednesday, July 5th, 2006|
... The crazy man on the corner screaming insults at everyone who passes by; making up places you've been (like Volkswagen) based on the things you see around you.
|Wednesday, May 25th, 2005|
Don't be ...
... that guy who talks on the cell phone while using a urinal in a public restroom.
|Friday, September 17th, 2004|
Don't be that guy who thinks posting about how many times you got drunk last week makes you cool.
Don't be the guy who bets on the white boxer (when it's a white guy vs. a black guy).
|Wednesday, September 15th, 2004|
Don't be that guy who yells out "Freebird!" whenever a performer/DJ asks if anyone would like to request a song. Current Mood: okay
|Sunday, September 12th, 2004|
|Wednesday, November 12th, 2003|
Quote from the film PCU
Droz: What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
|Tuesday, November 11th, 2003|
"Thank you Mr. Willie, you've made my day."
Please don't be that guy that doesn't read the fine print, signs his life away in blood to the devil, then whines when his ass is poked with a pitch fork.
|Wednesday, September 10th, 2003|
Don't be the person who stands for ten to fifteen minutes, staring in the food case (at the deli) and then asks for something that's not there. And then asks for something else that's not there.
|Tuesday, July 29th, 2003|
Don't be mean to the handicapped.
Don't be the parent who gives their kids macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Don't be a nose-picker.
Don't be racist.
Don't be sexist.
Don't be the loser who tries to touch my ass in the club.
Don't be the loser who offers me a drink in the club.
Don't be the loser who tries to pick me up in the club unless your stinkin' rich.
Don't be the network administrator where I work.
Don't be the network administrator that snoops in personal e-mails where I work.
Don't be the hot "involved" guy where I work.
Don't be the allergic to everything guy at my work.
Don't be a demanding boss.
Don't be a loser incompetant medical industry worker that thinks parents overreact when it comes to getting results for their children's blood tests.
Don't be the fucked up people that treat cancer patients like shit.
Just remember it's all about KARMA, what goes around comes around, and ten times harder!! Current Mood: bitchy
|Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003|
talk about needing more office S P A C E.
Please don't be the "hot" guy at the office who tells me to keep my voice down when I wasn't even loud, then sends me some "life" muses about how to learn from my own attitude, or some shit like that.
But I still love you F....<3 <3 Current Mood: bitchy
*Please don't be that LOSER who tells me to keep my voice down when I'm not even speaking loudly.
*Please don't be a parent who wants to run their 20 something yr old child's life.
*Please don't be a rude child.
*Please don't be that mailman that just throws the mail outside the door and not place it in the box.
*Please don't be a landlord who doens't make sure that your stove is working before you move in and he leaves for a month on a family vacation.
*Please don't be a boyfriend/husband who cheats. Current Mood: bitchy
|Sunday, June 8th, 2003|
Don't be the parents that assume that you can babysit your little brother and his friend. And just leave without asking you. Because you know. You might have important things to do. Like. Sit here and write about it in a community. Current Mood: annoyed
|Saturday, May 24th, 2003|
Don't be that person who makes plans for the weekend, then at the very last minute cancels. Oh, you just happened to have to babysit and you didn't know abouot it until an hour before we were supposed to leave? Oh sure...
If you don't want to do something, just say so. Don't be that person. It isn't cool. Current Mood: bored
|Tuesday, April 15th, 2003|
Please please dont be the girl who wears capri pants with tall socks and big fat closed toe shoes. It really bothers me. Let it be sandals or nothin honey.
|Thursday, March 27th, 2003|
Along the lines of emkatc's post........
Don't be that bulemic girl (or guy) who thinks people don't know what's wrong with her (or him). Going shopping with them is a blast because everyone swears they fit into a certain size just one month ago. "I hope I'm not losing weight." ::smile:: YOU THINK SO?! Well, you're also losing some hair.
Wasting food is such a waste. heh
|Tuesday, March 18th, 2003|
Don't be that guy who is obsessed with not eating a single carb and who talks about nothing
but what he can or cannot eat and how many carbs are in everything
. Bread does not make you fat, eating poorly and never exercising makes you fat. Wanna lose weight? Put your low-carb-high-fat-greasy-burger-and-chee
se-without-the-bun down and get up and exercise. Current Mood: bitchy
|Tuesday, March 11th, 2003|
don't be that guy......
Don't be that guy who works in an office building and drenches themselve in pungeant colonge. Other people want to breathe to, asshole. Current Mood: angry
|Thursday, February 27th, 2003|
please don't be that guy....
who wears Speedo's on the beach.
who is a hacker.
who is disturbed.
who abuses animals.
who is sending me junk e-mails in my work e-mail inbox.
who is creating all these fucking computer virus worms. Current Mood: amused